IT HAD TO HAPPEN
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
Running away from velociraptors
AND WE WERE THANKFUL.
What if right in the middle of the Oscars
they bolted the door
and the Rains of Castamere started playing
#leonardo dicaprio sends his regards
And who are you, the Academy said,
that you must disrupt this show?
Only Leo Dicaprio,
that’s all the truth we know.