everyonelikedbubbahotep:

mymysterymeat:

houseofnarcolepsy:

#gpoy

I am literally the trash heap I just can’t sing and don’t come to me for advice

"The Trash Heap has spoken!  NYAA!"

everyonelikedbubbahotep:

mymysterymeat:

houseofnarcolepsy:

#gpoy

I am literally the trash heap I just can’t sing and don’t come to me for advice

"The Trash Heap has spoken!  NYAA!"

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this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

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Three Types of Angels

humorousdelicacies:

Humans categorize angels in one of three ways:

Biblical

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Supernatural

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Victorian

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Of course, none are suitable for the modern angel

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But you can select pieces of each archetype that work for you

for example:

The Loyalty of a Biblical Angel

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The Power of a Supernatural Angel

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And the sexual attractiveness of the Victoria Secret Angel

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This leaves humans confused and unable to pigeonhole you

What they are forced to do instead, is take you seriously

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reinedeboheme:

blicky417:

Now HE is a role-model

A leader is best when people barely know he exists, when his work is done, his aim fulfilled, they will say: we did it ourselves.

(Source: dumbbabysounds)

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mugglesinspace:

If wizards just had cellphones Sirius would never have to fucking die!

Harry could have just shot him a text like

“Yo Sirius, where u at?”

“Just at home eatin some pasta”

“K good cuz I had a rly weird dream that u were wit voldemort.”

“Nah bro just chillin with kreacher”

“Cool”

CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED

(Source: jukeboxsgraduate)

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